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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: riddlemehiddleston: This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter. The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).” The first paragraph starts like this: “I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.” my own hair is fine oh my god where can i buy this I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!!
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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!!

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pussy-on-duty: the-potter-tardis: the-summoner: helloamitumblingyet: thew0lfm0ther: NO YES do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places, like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy, think i just blew my own mind, GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE. Me at your funeral
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pussy-on-duty:

the-potter-tardis:

the-summoner:

helloamitumblingyet:

thew0lfm0ther:

NO

YES

do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,

like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,

think i just blew my own mind,

GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.

Me at your funeral

lightbluenymphadora: trvllngjwllr: lustrousjaybird: nomarion: Blueberry? So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry. RDJ is a squirrel I will never NOT reblog this
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lightbluenymphadora: trvllngjwllr: lustrousjaybird: nomarion: Blueberry? So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry. RDJ is a squirrel I will never NOT reblog this
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lightbluenymphadora:

trvllngjwllr:

lustrousjaybird:

nomarion:

Blueberry?

So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.

RDJ is a squirrel

I will never NOT reblog this

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